Half Life 2: Official Multiplayer Benchmarks, Screenshots, and Analysis

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OK I know I have already posted this comment but I can persist as long as HL2 exists so here it is again. This is a true story. when I sit at my computer and pull at my penis the monitor goes all blurry. HL2 is hardly viewable, so I called VALVE and asked them "why is it that when I play my illegal copy of hl2 and pull out my penis the game goes all blurry, what are you going to do about this?" Gabe replied, "Are you pulling at your penis right now and is your computer switched on?" I think gabe wanted to experience exactly what I was so he pulled out his penis (I heard the zipper) and exclaimed "Hey your right, my illegal copy of monopoly does the same thing!" The end result was that the problem is in the penis shaker. Although valve isnĀ“t sure of when a fix will be available, they do assure that every single employee and hierarchy is on the job testing and re-testing my complaint. Thanks Valve, thanks Gabe Babe. antspants
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hm, Ive read that about 5 times and I cant quite figure out what you are trying to say... You've downloaded the game? Valve isnt providing enough support? Valve employees are wasting time? ????
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Yes Thomas997 I am not the least surprised that you do not understand. Infact thomas997 I would be impressed if you did. tata