the below written converse was taken from The Asian Age.. who have quoted from Friday times..

Bush = George W(dubya) Bush ; President of USA
Mush = Pervez (donno his middle name) Musharaf Dictator of Pakistan.

tring tring......

Mush:- Hello? Mr President ? Just calling to pay my respects...

Bush:- Not in the Mood...OK?

Mush:- You're not Angry with me, are you?

Bush:- ANGRY WITH YOU? WHY SHOULD I BE ANGRY WITH YOU?

Mush:- Exactly . I'M your loyal partner in the anti-terror war....

Bush:- GIMME A BREAK! First you refuse to vote with me at the UN,
then you let the mullahs in your country hurl abuse at me all over Pakistan .Worse ,
you have been talking to the FRENCH.

Mush:- B-b-But I talk to all sorts of people .....

Bush:- OH YEAH? LIKE WHO?

Mush:- Err , no one in particular. I mean, err, just.....

Bush:- Ahm waitin'.

Mush:- Err (stammer stammer) Herr Gerhardt Schroeder, Ze Deutsche furher.... Ooops!

Bush:- WHAAAT? !!! THE KRAUTS?!!!

Mush:- Nein , Nein ! I mean ja, ja! Herr Schroeder ist wunderkind, vehren nice
und sweet like apfel strudel. Und he zuspitsen on American imperialism like ze rest
of die welt. Oooops! F$#*!^$ Schitt! I didnt meansch that! Leistung George, just
letschen me explainsch die zitsuaschion...

Bush:- I DON'T WANT ANY EXPLANATIONS !! NOW YOU LISTEN T'ME.....!

Mush:- NO, YOU LISTEN TO ME! Your problemsch ist zat you sprechen too much
bakwaaschen (rubbish) note>und you arenheit too stjuhpidd , too dummheit to be leaderschaften
uft dei westernwelt! (WHY 'S MY TOUNGUE RUNNING AWAY WITH ME ? ! YA ALLAH!
WHY CAN'T I JUST SAY WHAT HE WANTS TO HEAR?!)

Bush:- Right, Perve, two can play hard-ball. Just to let you know that ahm gonna be
dividing Eye-rack into three parts...

Mush:- Diesel, Petrol, and unleaded?

Bush:- I did'nt hear that . After Eye-rack, ahm gonna turnin' mah attention to
what's-his name in North Korea...

Mush:- Kim Jong III?

Bush:- Thats him. King Jong sick. Guess who's next?

Mush:- (Gulp!) Notcshen me, schurely?

Bush:- Seeing as you've bin cozing uo to mah enemies , The Frogs, and the Krauts...

Mush:- Ist figmentschen uft yur imaginaschion.

Bush:- Aww, C'mon perve.....

Mush:- Listen, Gregori Dubyavich Bushevsky......

Bush:- WHAAT? THE RUSKIS TOO....?!!!!.. F#$@ PLANS... YOU ARE NEXT.....