Das Keyboard’s long-awaited web-connected 5Q is a solid mechanical keyboard with stable software. But we’re not convinced blinking keys are the best way to get notifications.

Are you eager for a new way to get notifications? Do you yearn for an alternative to the smartwatch? Does Chrome’s placement of notifications in the Windows 10 Action center not give you the notification fix you crave? Do you wish you could get notifications somewhere other than on the screens you spend all day staring at? And are you also in the market for an expensive mechanical keyboard?