Faith in desktops restored. This is a long, enthusiastic review of Kubuntu 14.10 Utopic Unicorn 64-bit with Plasma 5 Tech Preview desktop, tested in a quad-boot setup on a laptop with Intel graphics and SSD, covering live media and in-vivo upgrade attempts, look & feel, customization, system settings, applications, printing, system resources, stability, problems, glitches, future prospects, tons of screenshots, and more. Fanboys, unite! Enjoy.