You will hate me for this article. But it must be done. A short, utterly negative review of Linux Mint 17.3 Rosa 64-bit edition, briefly tested on a laptop with UEFI, Secure Boot and GPT, culminating in total network failure over several live session attempts, inability to copy files from Samba shares or print to Samba, decent multimedia playback - HD video, MP3 and associated bugs, several other observations, and more. I will revisit Rosa, but today is a bad, bad day.