AUSTIN, TX?After 18 years of striving, Dell Computer finally reached its long-stated goal to be the worldwide leader in computing systems Monday and promptly ceased operations. "We did it," founder and CEO Michael Dell said. "Back when I started this company, I vowed that I would not rest until we revolutionized the way computers are sold. Well, at long last, that day is here. Bye." Rancho*: I guess he just made enough money... Just stop on top... ;-) [For all who have not noticed this is a SATIRE!]

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