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Humor ... or something approximating humor

If was thinking that after last week's serious political discussions and debates (the Pat Tillman trajedy), a little humor would do us ALL some good. A buddy of mine sent me this link to an eBay auction that is simply hysterical. Check it out -

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?Vie...:B:EF:US:1

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15k ???
this can't be true ...
LMAO



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mhhhh----
so senseless

but, america, the land of the unlimited possibilities

ok, it´s ebay....u can buy everything there


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Dark Biene Wrote:
mhhhh----
so senseless
but, america, the land of the unlimited possibilities


I guess I should have stipulated a couple of specifics and possible requirements in my original post here. So, to that end ---

1. if you're not of breeding age and/or have never been married, you probably won't "get" the humor in the eBay posting (link above).

2. if you have anti-American, anti-Semitic or anti-anything attitudes, be forewarned that the individual who posted the auction on eBay IS an American (or at least resides in America). This is not to say that he could very well be from another country (like Germany, for instance).

3. if you have the attention span of a sand flea, you probably won't get the humor of this particular eBay posting because you actually have to READ the write-up (description) in the auction. I know there are some actual pictures but in this case, the pictures DON'T tell the entire story (you'll have to read it to find out what the story actually is).

4. for those of you who have "Dark", "Hate", "Gloom", "Pestilence" or "Failed Attempt at World Domination Not Once But Twice" as part of your posting identity, you might want to skip this one because as we all know, you have NO sense of humor whatsoever.

5. if you think that wedding dresses are sold (on eBay or in ANY other forum) ONLY in America, you may want to concentrate more heavily on your education (or RE-education, as the case may be) because you're in for a BIG surprise. People actually get married in wedding dresses all over the world and not just here in America. I know, it must be a shock, but it's true nonetheless.

So, there you have it. The eBay posting at the above link is meant to be READ and was not just posted for you to look at the pictures. Assuming you have even the tiniest bit of a sense of humor, you SHOULD be able to find the humor that IS present (even to the most casual observer) in this auction. I don't believe that I am the ONLY person who finds it humorous because as of this very minute (11:31 AM Pacific Standard Time USA), over 4.1 MILLION people have already viewed this auction. That alone should tell you something.

I hope this helps clarify things.

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heh
he seems like a nice fella.
cant believe he'd get 5 marriage proposals from that...
i think i gotta go sell something on e-bay ;p

i dont see how "anti-Semitic" would apply to that, since i didnt see jews mentioned anywhere Tongue


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@old
u understand me wrong

i have nothing about selling marry-clothes or something

i meant the price, over 15k$

i thanks, thats so senseless
and that could only be able in America

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1. if you're not of breeding age and/or have never been married, you probably won't "get" the humor in the eBay posting (link above).

RIGHT !
but is such a clothing so expensive?
i don´t think so, 15k$?....but i´ll learn everyday

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2. if you have anti-American, anti-Semitic or anti-anything attitudes, be forewarned that the individual who posted the auction on eBay IS an American (or at least resides in America). This is not to say that he could very well be from another country (like Germany, for instance).

NEVER !, i like all people of the world !, americans, germans......
EVERYONE!

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4. for those of you who have "Dark", "Hate", "Gloom", "Pestilence" or "Failed Attempt at World Domination Not Once But Twice" as part of your posting identity, you might want to skip this one because as we all know, you have NO sense of humor whatsoever.

pöhhhhh...normaly i would ignor this ... sentence
but i have very much humor !!!
where u want to know, that Nicks with ""Dark", "Hate", "Gloom", "Pestilence" or "Failed Attempt at World Domination Not Once But Twice"" have no humor?
IT´s a NICKNAME and not a real name, ok there are some "connections" , but i´d never say something about a person because of it´s nickname
what about El_Coyote?
is he canibale or someone who eats little kids?
I don´t think so!

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5. if you think that wedding dresses are sold (on eBay or in ANY other forum) ONLY in America, you may want to concentrate more heavily on your education (or RE-education, as the case may be) because you're in for a BIG surprise.

see above, i meant the price

and i hope u understand now what i meant

and please remember all the time, i said it several times
i´m a german and i don´t have the knowledge of choosing the right words all the time, it´s hard for me to find the right
so , sometimes it could be, that my posting sounds like something other i meant, like this one
SORRY if u understand it wrong!


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I just read the first 2 thing mentioned .. that was enough
stop this ... let this thing not come up like til ...



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agreed *smile*

btw: the humor is great
very nice woman!


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That post was absolutely hilarious. If 15 is counted as being under breeding age I must be an exception because I caught all the humor and damn it was funny.


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