Is Your Child A Computer Hacker? ;-)
Posted by: [NT] on: 03/10/2007 11:00 AM [ Print | 14 comment(s) ] · 2083 views
Nice fun read found by the Inq
3. Has your child asked for new hardware?
If your son has requested a new "processor" from a company called "AMD", this is genuine cause for alarm. AMD is a third-world based company who make inferior, "knock-off" copies of American processor chips. They use child labor extensively in their third world sweatshops, and they deliberately disable the security features that American processor makers, such as Intel, use to prevent hacking. AMD chips are never sold in stores, and you will most likely be told that you have to order them from internet sites. Do not buy this chip! This is one request that you must refuse your son, if you are to have any hope of raising him well.
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popalazarous Junior Member Posts: 5 Joined: 2004-01-03 |
wtf is this bullshit crap. Never read so much nonsense in my life. |
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shlepp420 Unregistered |
wow what a load of bullshit. |
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Cimlite Junior Member Posts: 6 Joined: 2005-11-12 |
It's a joke, for crying out loud. ... but we all know AMD uses child labor and sweatshops. The manufacturing process of CPUs lends itself very well to children's smaller fingers, since it's all about how small you can make CPUs today. |
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Jaybo Unregistered |
PEOPLE IT IS A JOKE, OK?! Sheesh. It's supposed to be satire. |
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compelitepc Unregistered |
I have never read such nonsense. I am going to do some research on the guy who did this. I want it withdrawn and an apology. his MAC address is 00 Ill take care of this guy. |
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compelitepc Unregistered |
I have never read such nonsense. I am going to do some research on the guy who did this. I want it withdrawn and an apology. his MAC address is 00 Ill take care of this guy. |
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Nemo Unregistered |
Calm down - its a spoof. How foolish do you guys look now! lol |
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Slopoke Unregistered |
Mildly amusing back in 2001, kinda stale after 6 years. |
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Nemo Unregistered |
Yes mate, its Like PT Barnham said "Theres a sucker born every minute" |
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payne747 Unregistered |
Welcome to 2003 :P |
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Dwarden Junior Member Posts: 2 Joined: 2006-10-04 |
rofl this spam is still floating around after so many years ? |
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Nemo Unregistered |
compelitepc said: "I am going to do some research on the guy who did this. I want it withdrawn and an apology. his MAC address is 00 Ill take care of this guy." Absolute classic..... what a moron... hehehe "I'll take care of this guy" ..... Im still laughing now.... PT Barnham said "Theres a sucker born every minute" and I think compelitepc was born a few minutes ago.... lololololol |
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FailedCRC Unregistered |
My my you're a quick one. READ the MAC... |
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war59312 Junior Member Posts: 3 Joined: 2004-03-29 |
Wow, dang people it was pretty darn obvious it was just a joke. lol But I bet a lot of parents would fall for most of it... ha-ha |


